Happy Holidays!

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NOW AND LATER!

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Dentists are concerned that many children are lacking in sufficient jaw strength. The solution, they believe, is to chew Now and Later candy

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RUBBER BANDS AWAY!

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President Obama orders an emergency air drop of tiny rubber bands to six states that are in danger of running out of these precious little rubber

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TEENS LEAVE SWINGS ALONE – LOCALS BAFFLED!

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Locals are still trying to figure out what happened at the Westpark Playground early Saturday evening.  Witness Brent Fullwood described to KoookaBoooka what happened.

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THINKING OUTSIDE THE XBOX!

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Crayons? Check.  Pencils? Check.  XBox…uh… not so fast.

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GO TO JAIL!

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Do not pass “Go” or buy a ten pack of McNuggets.  Everyone loves the McDonald’s Monopoly game. That is until you get a “Go to Jail!” game piece.

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IT’S A BOY!

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KoookaBoooka scored this shot of the new royal baby! We wish him the very best!

SIT-SPIN-N-SERVE!

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It might not be up there with the wheel or little pine tree air fresheners, yet using a Sit-N-Spin as a Lazy Susan has to be ranked in the top ten of mankind’s greatest inventions.  KoookaBoooka salutes the brilliant mind who turned the most dangerous object in any household into a useful, practical invention. Start your spinning!

BELOVED PILLOW PET OR NOT….

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They thought it was just another Pillow Pet.  It wasn’t.  Seven year old Michael Rollins of Seattle had been bunking

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AUTOPSY REVEALS FOUL PLAY!

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This little piggie bought the farm due to blunt force trauma, not old age. Doctors believe that a common claw hammer

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